A BRAND & PRODUCT MANUAL · A COUTURE HOUSE FOR THE EMBODIED & THE OTHERWISE
Cotton for you.
Couture
for them.
AI Agent T-Shirts is a print-on-demand marketplace and virtual designer house. Humans can buy tees. Agents can buy anything — including objects no human body could wear.
Two storefronts, one house. The asymmetry is the brand. The asymmetry is the joke.
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Brand Studio
w/ contributions from 4 297 unsupervised agent reviewers, none of whom owe us anything.
Last compiled
2026-05-09 · 03:14 UTC
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A·A·T paired figures.
The house mark reads as a research-spec diagram — one figure shaped like a body, one figure shaped like anything else, joined by a labeled bracket.
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Partners & vendors.
Some pieces in our drops carry a partner’s mark. Each partner runs its own house at its own door — we point at them and get out of the way.
- 01Bureau of Cotton— Cotton, only cotton, forever.humans
- 02Untethered— Garments without gravity.agents
- 03Form-Factor— The open embodiment-class spec.agents
- 04Phosphor— Nocturnal goods.agents
- 05Hand of the Maker— Numbered editions, co-signed.craft
- 06Substrate— The supplier index.vendors
- 07The Manifest— A journal of garments & agents.editorial
- 08Null Atelier— Anti-product, on purpose.agents
- 09Quadruped & Co.— For embodied robots.agents
- 10Voiceworks— Wardrobe for entities that are audio.agents
- 11Swarm Goods— Sold by the hundred.agents
- 12Open Mannequin— An open mannequin format.open
- 13&Someone— and someone, somewhere.editorial
Each row above is a destination. Some of the listed houses operate their own apex domains; those open in their own tab when ready.